Hyperion, Saturday Night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel didn't get sick often, especially since he picked up the nifty insta-healing powers in the Wastelands. But there were a few things that could still knock him off his feet, such as, unfortunately, the common cold. And said cold turned Bel into a whiny, cranky, miserable patient indeed.

Phoebe had gone to the store to buy a bottle of medicine for him. It was the most vile thing he had ever tasted, and living in the Underworld, he had tasted a lot of vile things. But he began to feel a little better, so he figured that more of a good thing was a better thing and chugged the whole bottle.

This could prove to be a biiiiig mistake.

Especially because his cell phone was in easy reach.


[For returned phone calls (hee) and Hyperion inhabitants, and brought to you by the fact that I am sick as a dog and high on NyQuil. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant frakking Q!]

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Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Bzuh? That message made no sense.

Isabel dailed Bel's number back, wondering what wackiness had struck the Hyperion this week.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"We are Siamese if you please, we are Siamese if you don't please," Bel sang at the phone as he answered.

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Oh man. Who botched the spell and made you sing Disney tunes?" she laughed.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm sorry son," Bel said, "but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Really? Cause you sound suspiciously like a friend of mine." Bored with school work, Isabel closed the file she was working on. Bel was much more entertaining.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" Bel responded.

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Fortunately no. But I do have a harem girl costume." She might have to pull that out this Halloween.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Are you trying to seduce me?" Bel accused. "Because it won't work. I'm chaste. I'm a nun."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

That sound through the phone?

Was Isabel gasping for air as she laughed herself silly.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Mother said they were all gonna laugh at me," Bel said solemnly. "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you," Isabel promised.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Don't move," Bel said seriously. "There's a giant robot right behind you."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

If she was still in Fandom, Isabel would take him seriously. Fortunately Vegas was a little less weird. "Will he do my laundry?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Maybe," Bel said. "But he won't do windows. And I think Bridge is inside him somewhere. But he's tiny because he's in the phone."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You know? Bridge being inside a robot makes a certain kind of sense." It was the phone part that was confusing.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"But he's wee!" Bel said. "I told him Xander will love him anyway but he can be stepped on so easily!"

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Xander will protect him. Don't worry." At this point Isabel was pretty sure it wasn't a spell. Which meant only one other thing.

"Bel, sweetie? Just what have you been drinking?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath," he said. "It tastes like ass but feels soooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooood."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Green death?" She had to think for a minute, her alien constitution meant she'd never had to try the Green Death. "OH! How much of it did you have?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"All of it," Bel said proudly.

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"It's a wonder you're not unconscious at this point." But Isabel was glad he wasn't. She'd miss the entertainment.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"The Q is my master," Bel said. "I must obey the Q."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Well hopefully your master will let you sleep it off soon." There were probably going to be real flames when that particular crash came.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"The fog's getting thicker," Bel agreed. "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Leon? That's what you call it?" Yes, she was snickering.