Hyperion, Saturday Night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel didn't get sick often, especially since he picked up the nifty insta-healing powers in the Wastelands. But there were a few things that could still knock him off his feet, such as, unfortunately, the common cold. And said cold turned Bel into a whiny, cranky, miserable patient indeed.

Phoebe had gone to the store to buy a bottle of medicine for him. It was the most vile thing he had ever tasted, and living in the Underworld, he had tasted a lot of vile things. But he began to feel a little better, so he figured that more of a good thing was a better thing and chugged the whole bottle.

This could prove to be a biiiiig mistake.

Especially because his cell phone was in easy reach.


[For returned phone calls (hee) and Hyperion inhabitants, and brought to you by the fact that I am sick as a dog and high on NyQuil. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant frakking Q!]

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Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker had to hold the phone and the recorder away from her so the cackling didn't drown out Bel. "Ha! Ahem. I mean, I'm so glad for you, Bel. Really. I mean that. Are you going to tell everyone that?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

Bel nodded. "I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky. I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly. I love the whole world, and all its sights and sounds. Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada."

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Recording this was likely to get her in trouble with someone, somewhere down the line, but if Parker had ever cared about that she'd never have gotten a lot of things accomplished in high school.

"Hey Bel? Think you can say hi to the mother ship for me? And tell whoever gave you the happy pills a great big thank you?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"I willll," Bel promised. "And Phoebe got me the green death stuff and I drank it alllllll up."

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Good for you!" Parker encouraged him, chortling. "Listen, hip-hop or rap? Got a preference?"

Zero might like mixing this to a soundtrack, if she got bored. Oh yes.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Shiiiiit, maaaaan," Bel babbled. "That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?"

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you're right. Mix it up." Parker snickered. "You hang in there, Bel ol' buddy. Got it?"

Parker certainly had.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"I willllll," Bel said. "Okay I love you byebye."