OOC: Are you interested in having Janet, Zero, and whoever else from the library staff is interested (or, you know, anyone else basically, who's looking to have fun) show up at Belthazor's door to collect his overdue library book and hand him a bill for the fine?
Certainly! He knew full well he had to turn it in. My availability is limited during the day and evening, but later at night I'm on, or slowplay is fine with me. :)
Great! I'm going to go and set up a post with us knocking on the door of your room. Slowplay will likely work best, as I don't think Zero's back online yet. Oh, and Rory's in on the harassment book collection too.
Oh, and? Somewhere I have the exact date you got that book out, and we will be calculating an absolutely horrendous fine for you. Works?
Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*
"It's me. Look, that day that we cannot mention in public is coming up and I want to do something special. God, he is going to see this as such a betrayal...I don't know how to do this! They don't cover something like this in the Book! How am I going to do this without him finding out? He's going to be so angry, but he deserves this! I only hope he'll forgive me for this one day."
My dear, I hope you've had a pleasant holiday. It was delightful to see you at the New Year's ball, and I've very much missed having you at the shop. I know that Crowley's been terribly difficult lately -- I do hope he hasn't been too harsh to you, but if he has I hope you'll let me know and of course I'll speak to him about it right away. I hope your New Year's kiss brings you great luck for this year -- and certain it will for me. Come by to see me as soon as you're able...I'll have cocoa waiting and we'll have tea and chat.
"Hey, this is Cally. Umm... Marty has been talking about making out with me. I think you should know, what with being his girlfriend and all. And we totally aren't making out. Ever. Especially not like ferrets. Ew."
Uh - hey. I got your message (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lovechildblair/327.html?thread=5959#t5959) and I don't think I've met you much less dated you. But if you need rescuing from someone, you should really call the police.
And I don't really know Marty all that well, but how does someone avoid gremlin bites?
"Hi, this is Phoebe Halliwell, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?"
"Hi. It's Angela. I'm not sure whether I'm disgusted or flattered or just really confused, but ... seriously, dude, if underwear is involved, keep it between you and your girlfriend. I've already thought about her bra as much as I ever want to.
"Hey, it's Linds. I was not bitten by any gremlins, thanks. And I was NOT hitting on Phoebe! Who told you I was? I wasn't hitting on Paige either, for that matter. Or anyone! I'm innocent!"
"I think you might have called me by mistake earlier. Camulus is not mistreating me in any way as I am not taking any of his classes. My sister Phoebe is is TA, though. I'm very concerned for her safety now. I hope something will be done about this."
"Hey, it's me. I respect how close you and your mom are and everything, and I'm sure you've probably mentioned how we're friends and all, but could you maybe tell her not to leave messages about her sex life (http://www.livejournal.com/users/emo_padawan/4085.html?thread=347381#t347381) for me? Because that's a kind of closeness I'm not ready for.
Hey Phoebe. It's too late now. What's done is done. I have to say that I don't have any regrets though. I know he's a great guy, but is it worth getting mounted and stuffed by him? Really it sounds painful. Plus from what I've heard, he seems to be pretty boring. I don't think you want to be his trophy do you? Maybe you should rethink the whole thing.
Hey, it's Lana. So... when did you start calling me "Beautiful"? And who's Frank? I'm really glad you weren't upset about the whole sleeping with Shep thing, you really had me worried there for a while. And yeah, I guess I love you, too.
"Bel its Maia, uh Phoebe just came by my room (http://www.livejournal.com/users/maias_notebook/27073.html?thread=325313#t325313) and she's acting like a dog. She took off running and headed for the stairs but she's got a gremlin bite on her leg. If I can catch her I'll hold her here and call you back."
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