Belthazor's Voice Mail

[demonbelthazor]

"Hey. It's Belthazor. Leave a message at the sound of the beep."

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[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Are you interested in having Janet, Zero, and whoever else from the library staff is interested (or, you know, anyone else basically, who's looking to have fun) show up at Belthazor's door to collect his overdue library book and hand him a bill for the fine?

[demonbelthazor]

Certainly! He knew full well he had to turn it in. My availability is limited during the day and evening, but later at night I'm on, or slowplay is fine with me. :)

Due to Crowley's Thing

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

Re: Due to Crowley's Thing

[demonbelthazor]

Bel got the message and was stunned into silence. He played it again. He must be hearing things. No, Blank had to be drunk. This early?

Whatever the reason, he so had to have some fun with this. He saved the message and began to ponder what to do with it.

Meant For Piper, Cole Gets It Instead

[sensethevisions]

"It's me. Look, that day that we cannot mention in public is coming up and I want to do something special. God, he is going to see this as such a betrayal...I don't know how to do this! They don't cover something like this in the Book! How am I going to do this without him finding out? He's going to be so angry, but he deserves this! I only hope he'll forgive me for this one day."

(Crowley's Mixed-up Phone Day)

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

My dear, I hope you've had a pleasant holiday. It was delightful to see you at the New Year's ball, and I've very much missed having you at the shop. I know that Crowley's been terribly difficult lately -- I do hope he hasn't been too harsh to you, but if he has I hope you'll let me know and of course I'll speak to him about it right away. I hope your New Year's kiss brings you great luck for this year -- and certain it will for me. Come by to see me as soon as you're able...I'll have cocoa waiting and we'll have tea and chat.

Re: (Crowley's Mixed-up Phone Day)

[sensethevisions]

[[OOC: **loves Aziraphale**]]

Crowley's Phone Misdirection Hijinks!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Hey, this is Cally. Umm... Marty has been talking about making out with me. I think you should know, what with being his girlfriend and all. And we totally aren't making out. Ever. Especially not like ferrets. Ew."

Evil phone mixups

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Uh - hey. I got your message (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lovechildblair/327.html?thread=5959#t5959) and I don't think I've met you much less dated you. But if you need rescuing from someone, you should really call the police.

And I don't really know Marty all that well, but how does someone avoid gremlin bites?

Crowley plot

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe Halliwell, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?"

[chasingangela]

[From here, she thinks she's calling Lee]

"Hi. It's Angela. I'm not sure whether I'm disgusted or flattered or just really confused, but ... seriously, dude, if underwear is involved, keep it between you and your girlfriend. I've already thought about her bra as much as I ever want to.

Not that I don't kind of like making you blush.

Talk to you later."

Replying to Wilson? Maybe? Who knows anymore.

[can_be_more]

Um, thank you? I'm sure you're a wonderful per... Frell, this is stupid. How do I erase this?

mayhem!

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's Linds. I was not bitten by any gremlins, thanks. And I was NOT hitting on Phoebe! Who told you I was? I wasn't hitting on Paige either, for that matter. Or anyone! I'm innocent!"

((from here))

OMG, more phone hijinks!

[absolutesnark]

"I think you might have called me by mistake earlier. Camulus is not mistreating me in any way as I am not taking any of his classes. My sister Phoebe is is TA, though. I'm very concerned for her safety now. I hope something will be done about this."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Stalking? Why on earth do you think I think that?

Of course we were getting along fine, we're friends after all.

And hovercars?

[ooc: Responding to this message]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's me. I respect how close you and your mom are and everything, and I'm sure you've probably mentioned how we're friends and all, but could you maybe tell her not to leave messages about her sex life (http://www.livejournal.com/users/emo_padawan/4085.html?thread=347381#t347381) for me? Because that's a kind of closeness I'm not ready for.

Um, ever."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[From This]

Hey Phoebe. It's too late now. What's done is done. I have to say that I don't have any regrets though. I know he's a great guy, but is it worth getting mounted and stuffed by him? Really it sounds painful. Plus from what I've heard, he seems to be pretty boring. I don't think you want to be his trophy do you? Maybe you should rethink the whole thing.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Yo. Sorry I was tired last night, but I've definetly got some energy to burn tonight. Meet me in the gym?"

Modern Technology meets... Crawly

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is trying to call Angel back (http://www.livejournal.com/users/strongestgirl/2600.html)

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Lana. So... when did you start calling me "Beautiful"? And who's Frank? I'm really glad you weren't upset about the whole sleeping with Shep thing, you really had me worried there for a while. And yeah, I guess I love you, too.

Wed. Night Late:: After Phoebe's gremlin bite

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

"Bel its Maia, uh Phoebe just came by my room (http://www.livejournal.com/users/maias_notebook/27073.html?thread=325313#t325313) and she's acting like a dog. She took off running and headed for the stairs but she's got a gremlin bite on her leg. If I can catch her I'll hold her here and call you back."

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe dials the attic...mostly to hear Cole's voice in the voice mail. She leaves no message.

[chasingangela]

"Hi. It's Angela. I thought about it, and lunch today just doesn't seem like a good idea. I'm trying to take a break from guys, and I know you and Marty already have problems, and phopebe is my friend, and I'm getting ready for the big, um, party on Friday. So ... sorry. See you around."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel called Angela back. "Sorry to hear it, but I understand. So, uh, big party, huh? Everyone invited, or is it just for certain people?"

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

At some point in the very early morning, the following voicemail appears on your phone. It's your choice as to when you actually retrieve the message.

"My dear, this is Aziraphale. I...am afraid I've just discovered that I'll be leaving town. Quite immediately in fact. By Friday night. I didn't want to go without saying how very much I've enjoyed knowing you, and that I'm going to miss you."

[pause]

"Do take good care of yourself, and be well. Perhaps someday we'll meet again."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel quickly calls back. "Wow, I'm sorry to hear it. Can I stop by to say goodbye? Is Dr. Wilson going, too?"


[OOC: Will there be a store post to visit to say goodbye?]

[sensethevisions]

Pretty sure that he wouldn't pick up the phone if she called his other number, Phoebe dialed Cole's voicemail.

"Cole...it's me. I'm calling to apologize for this morning. It was uncalled for and way out of line. I don't know what got in to me this morning, but you didn't deserve it. I'm sorry."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Bel. Angel. Got your message. Where do you want to meet?"

[demonbelthazor]

"We're in Piper and Veronica's rooms in the East Attic. We're telling people to get here by 5:00 so we can figure out what to do."

[fh_jackass]

"This is Logan. Let's talk."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel couldn't help but wonder if Vernoica had told Logan about her request. He called back. "Sure. When and where?"

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Hi, it's Veronica. Something is wrong with Piper. Can you please come to my room as soon as you get this so I can fill you in?"