"Dude...first off, that tickles! Secondly, why does everyone just assume I'm a virgin." Blair frowned and tried to wrench out of the vampire's grasp unsuccessfully, eventually just turning his head enough to face her.
"That's really offensive, man. That'd be like me looking at you and saying 'oh, she's just a dumb blonde slutty cheerleader'. Which is probably not what you're like at all. You could be very shy and smart, or have a husband or be a nun or maybe you work here in order to save up money to put yourself through veterinary school so you can save wee puppies and kitties!"
Re: At the Show
Date: 2006-11-12 03:21 am (UTC)"That's really offensive, man. That'd be like me looking at you and saying 'oh, she's just a dumb blonde slutty cheerleader'. Which is probably not what you're like at all. You could be very shy and smart, or have a husband or be a nun or maybe you work here in order to save up money to put yourself through veterinary school so you can save wee puppies and kitties!"