Hyperion, Saturday Night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel didn't get sick often, especially since he picked up the nifty insta-healing powers in the Wastelands. But there were a few things that could still knock him off his feet, such as, unfortunately, the common cold. And said cold turned Bel into a whiny, cranky, miserable patient indeed.

Phoebe had gone to the store to buy a bottle of medicine for him. It was the most vile thing he had ever tasted, and living in the Underworld, he had tasted a lot of vile things. But he began to feel a little better, so he figured that more of a good thing was a better thing and chugged the whole bottle.

This could prove to be a biiiiig mistake.

Especially because his cell phone was in easy reach.


[For returned phone calls (hee) and Hyperion inhabitants, and brought to you by the fact that I am sick as a dog and high on NyQuil. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant frakking Q!]

Comments

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders had no idea why something about that made him so twitchy.

"I swear to the gods, I'm going to gag you or something. You're making my head hurt."

Re: Visitors

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe sighed. This was definitely going to cause a migraine, and if she were not such a loving girlfriend, she would be recording this to share with their friends.

But this was Phoebe.

"Sweetheart, if the door tries to bite me, I can vanquish it."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"What part of the giant robot does the phone become?" Bel said dubiously. "It's a little small. But so are you."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Don't move," Bel said seriously. "There's a giant robot right behind you."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"It's 3AM, does that mean you're looooooooonely?" Bel said.

Re: Returned Calls

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey now, who're you calling *small*?" Bridge frowns at the phone.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

Bel flopped on the bed. "No wonder you're upset," he said, waving a hand about. "She's lovely. And a darling figure ... supple, pouting breasts ... firm thighs."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

If she was still in Fandom, Isabel would take him seriously. Fortunately Vegas was a little less weird. "Will he do my laundry?"

Re: Visitors

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Uh, thanks."

Veronica had no idea if he was talking about her or just... rambling. "Now, how about some soup?"

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Joey?" Bel asked.

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I took the flight workshop," Anders said, twitching again.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"Sweetheart?" Bel giggled. "Yoooou loooooooooooooove me."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"You're in the phone!" Bel said. "The phone is small, so you must be wee to fit in the phone! I'm sure Xander still loves you even if you're small. Size doesn't matter."

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"No!" Parker got up to pace, ready to get a portal to L.A. and strangle him. Also wanting a cigarette. "Are you drunk? Where are your keepers? And why did they let you escape and get to a phone? Sheesh."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Maybe," Bel said. "But he won't do windows. And I think Bridge is inside him somewhere. But he's tiny because he's in the phone."

Re: Visitors

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe had to bite back a giggle of her own at the sound of him giggling like that.

She crossed the room to sit down on the bed.

"Yes, baby, I love you."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

Sadly, at the moment no one was there to snatch the phone from Bel and explain. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue," he told Parker.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

Instead of answering the question, Bel tied a sheet around his neck. "I'm Superbel!" he said, jumping off the bed. Except the other end of the sheet was still tucked into the bed, so he ended up flopping to the floor. "Oh, hello, floor," he said. "How are you?"

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Bel went on.

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Which flipped the switch from pissed to bemused, and also, will be blackmailing you later. "Looks like!" Parker agreed. "So tell me, Bel. Things in L.A. working out for you in your dazed and confused state?"

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

Bel continued in a singsong voice. "You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me, you want to hug me, you want to love me, you want to smooch me...."

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders just turned around and banged his head into the doorframe. "Why am I even having this conversation with you?"

Re: Visitors

[sensethevisions]

Oh yes, Phoebe was having a really hard time not laughing at all of this.

"Honey, why don't you lay down?"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"I love LA," Bel sang. "We love it! Roll down the window, put down the top, crank up the beach boys, baby, don't let the music stop."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You know? Bridge being inside a robot makes a certain kind of sense." It was the phone part that was confusing.