Hyperion, Saturday Night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel didn't get sick often, especially since he picked up the nifty insta-healing powers in the Wastelands. But there were a few things that could still knock him off his feet, such as, unfortunately, the common cold. And said cold turned Bel into a whiny, cranky, miserable patient indeed.

Phoebe had gone to the store to buy a bottle of medicine for him. It was the most vile thing he had ever tasted, and living in the Underworld, he had tasted a lot of vile things. But he began to feel a little better, so he figured that more of a good thing was a better thing and chugged the whole bottle.

This could prove to be a biiiiig mistake.

Especially because his cell phone was in easy reach.


[For returned phone calls (hee) and Hyperion inhabitants, and brought to you by the fact that I am sick as a dog and high on NyQuil. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant frakking Q!]

Comments

Re: Visitors

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

That did it. Veronica burst into laughter. And really, really wished she had a camera.

"Bel? Are you okay?"

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"You'll be swell, you'll be great," Bel giggled. "Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...." He flopped down on the bed.

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker started scrambling for her voice recorder. Snickering. Hey, if she was woken up at 3am, she was allowed. Or any other time, but especially at 3am.

"Tell me, Bel. Tell me how that makes you feel."

And hit the little red RECORD button.

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Anders said sarcastically, "as long as you're hopped up on that green gunk I'm pretty sure nothing's gonna be coming up anything."

He had not yet moved from the doorway.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm fine, I'm fine," Bel said. "Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"But he's wee!" Bel said. "I told him Xander will love him anyway but he can be stepped on so easily!"

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"I feel pretty," Bel said. "Oh so pretty. So pretty and happy and gaaaaaaaaaay."

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"This is the floor," Bel said, patting it. "Floor, this is Veronica. She's nice. Don't bite her."

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Xander will protect him. Don't worry." At this point Isabel was pretty sure it wasn't a spell. Which meant only one other thing.

"Bel, sweetie? Just what have you been drinking?"

Re: Visitors

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe just stared at him.

"Okay, love, you lay down and I'm going to..."

Going to make sure he couldn't get his hands on anything that would hurt him in his condition.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"Everything's so greeeeeeeeeeeeen," Bel said dreamily.

Re: Visitors

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica realized that she had her phone in her pocket. And her phone had a camera.

*click*

Maybe she wasn't so nice. "Do you need help getting up from the floor?"

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Nothing is green except for your brain, right now," Anders said, and went over to sit down on the couch with a sigh. "I'm cutting you off. No more of that stuff for you."

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker had to hold the phone and the recorder away from her so the cackling didn't drown out Bel. "Ha! Ahem. I mean, I'm so glad for you, Bel. Really. I mean that. Are you going to tell everyone that?"

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

Bel curled into a ball on the bed. "Can I have a churro?" he said plaintively.

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

"Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath," he said. "It tastes like ass but feels soooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooood."

Re: Returned Calls

[demonbelthazor]

Bel nodded. "I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky. I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly. I love the whole world, and all its sights and sounds. Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada."

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

Bel pushed himself up a little. Then fell back to the floor. "Gravity check," he said. "Still works."

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"The green fairy owns your sooooooooooul," Bel said groggily.

Re: Visitors

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure that Isaac Newton will be thrilled to hear that," Veronica said, slipping her phone back in her pocket and offering Bel a hand.

Re: Returned Calls

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Green death?" She had to think for a minute, her alien constitution meant she'd never had to try the Green Death. "OH! How much of it did you have?"

Re: Returned Calls

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Recording this was likely to get her in trouble with someone, somewhere down the line, but if Parker had ever cared about that she'd never have gotten a lot of things accomplished in high school.

"Hey Bel? Think you can say hi to the mother ship for me? And tell whoever gave you the happy pills a great big thank you?"

Re: Visitors

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"For the love of gods, go back to sleep," Anders grumbled.

Re: Visitors

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm comfy," he protested. "The floor is my friend. The floor loves me."

Re: Visitors

[sensethevisions]

"Maybe when you're not sick any longer," she said.