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demonbelthazor) wrote2010-01-01 12:00 pm
demonbelthazor) wrote2010-01-01 12:00 pm
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Belthazor's Voice Mail
"Hey. It's Belthazor. Leave a message at the sound of the beep."
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"Mutant Molly! I'm bored! Come play with me and throw Ken-chan around the house or something!"
"....BRING CANDY!"
"....BRING CANDY!"
[From here (http://solowhistler.livejournal.com/1278.html?thread=2302#t2302).]
"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
"Hey, this is Abigail. I don't know if my reputation is preceding me, or what. But I definitely require more than just a 'Hey, how are you?' before I'm letting your tongue anywhere near my skin. If you want to go to Caritas and get a drink with me or something, then maybe we can talk."
[from here (http://girlzippo.livejournal.com/743.html?thread=13799)]
"I've never-- I can't have that, because I haven't... you know... at all, and that's not really appropriate for you to be talking to me about! And I don't know any Cyclops! And if I did, he wouldn't want to date you anyway! And I'm glad we both agree. No snogging. God."
Pause.
"Hope you're not insulted."
"I've never-- I can't have that, because I haven't... you know... at all, and that's not really appropriate for you to be talking to me about! And I don't know any Cyclops! And if I did, he wouldn't want to date you anyway! And I'm glad we both agree. No snogging. God."
Pause.
"Hope you're not insulted."
[From here (http://x5-alec.livejournal.com/1934.html?thread=1000846#t1000846).]
"I'm not calling you 'Torch', but let me know where and I'll come see just how hot you can get."
"I'm not calling you 'Torch', but let me know where and I'll come see just how hot you can get."
Luke's voice was decidedly whiny peevish:
"First of all, I don't know how you found out about me saving the world but I never said I did alone. And it was an entire galaxy.
And I'm pretty sure I don't know you, so, you know what? Keep your opinions to yourself."
"First of all, I don't know how you found out about me saving the world but I never said I did alone. And it was an entire galaxy.
And I'm pretty sure I don't know you, so, you know what? Keep your opinions to yourself."
[[From here]]
"I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to do with a gorilla. And if I needed a pony I am sure I could find one to ride. If this is some form of mating ritual, well then you have the wrong girl. I'm already with someone else, so you need to take your gorilla -- whatever that is -- and your pony and find some weirdo girl who is interested in things like that."
"I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to do with a gorilla. And if I needed a pony I am sure I could find one to ride. If this is some form of mating ritual, well then you have the wrong girl. I'm already with someone else, so you need to take your gorilla -- whatever that is -- and your pony and find some weirdo girl who is interested in things like that."
Phoebe fumbled with the phone for a moment before she started talking. "I'm sorry." Her voice is soft and tear-filled. "I'm sorry I hurt you. I love you."
She hung up the phone quickly.
She hung up the phone quickly.
Cole flinched at the pain in Phoebe's voice when he listened to the message later. "I love you, too," he said quietly to the phone.
"Belthazor, it's Dr. Wilson. Could you do me a favor and stop by the clinic when you have a moment today? I promise, it won't take long."
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