AU Vampire Lair, the Hyperion, Monday Morning

[demonbelthazor]

Bel had safely stashed Phoebe in another room in the hotel, up on one of the higher floors away from everyone else. She hadn't been entirely happy with him locking her up there, but he wanted to keep her safe and hidden from Veronica and Piper or anyone else that might try to take her away.

He'd shimmered out to locate his volatile vampire and found her with Lindsey and Piper. Having Phoebe back certainly hadn't instantly restored him to good guy status since he never quite got there to begin with in his world due to her death, so he hadn't exactly stepped in to stop them. He was more than happy to let veronica distract herself with Piper, and getting rid of the witch would make sure that she wouldn't try to take Phoebe from him. He'd just totally blame it on Veronica and Lindsey, and what Phoebe didn't know wouldn't hurt her.

Of course, torture always got him worked up and horny, and Veronica was doing her best to seduce him, and even with Phoebe back he still had a thing for vampires and he hadn't progressed past his jackass days (and still hadn't, if you asked Logan or Anakin), so he didn't exactly fight to hard about being dragged to bed with Veronica. And Lindsey. Piper having to witness the debauchery was just icing on the proverbial cake.

Come the next morning, Piper was still tied to a chair, and Bel was in the bed tangled up in post-coital bliss with his vampires. Except they weren't vampires anymore, and he was back to being his true self. And waking up to a very girly scream from Lindsey.

[For the orgy pile and the disgusted witness. And possibly anyone looking for them. ;) ]

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[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Shut up," Veronica muttered, reaching out to thwap the screaming person in bed.

Then she actually woke up. And barely managed to keep from screaming herself.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod."

[demonbelthazor]

Lindsey's shriek and Veronica's babbling jolted Bel from his sleep. "What the hell?" he said, sitting up and looking around. "Did we...did I just sleep with you two?"

Priorities.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

If possible, Veronica was even paler now than she had been all weekend.

"Uh, yeah," she managed. "Holy crap, I tried to kill Dick and Piper."

[absolutesnark]

Piper remembered that part.

"Can someone untie me, please?" she asked quietly, though with a sense of urgency. She couldn't look at anyone. She just wanted to be anywhere else right now.

[demonbelthazor]

At Piper's voice, Bel scrambled from the bed (naked) to untie Piper. "What the hell happened?" he said. Phoebe was going to kill him. Anders was going to kill him. Unless Piper blew him up first.

[absolutesnark]

Piper wasn't going to blow him up. She knew none of this was anyone's fault. She still couldn't look at anyone, though. Or say anything. She just fled. It was easier that way.

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

"Piper!" Lindsey called out, jumping up to chase after her and belatedly realizing he was completely naked.

"Oh god," he moaned, falling back on the bed. "I'm gonna be sick. Someone just kill me now."

[demonbelthazor]

"Don't tempt me," Bel muttered, picking up a pillow and flinging it at Lindsey. "And put some clothes on."

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

"You put some clothes on," Lindsey snapped back, trying his best to look anywhere but at the two other naked people in the room. "Where are my pants?" Lindsey grabbed the pillow Bel had thrown at him and debated whether to cover his eyes or his crotch with it while searching for said pants.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Here," Veronica said, throwing a pair of pants in the direction of his voice because she certainly wasn't going to turn and look at him. "I gotta get out of here."

[demonbelthazor]

"I need to find Phoebe," Bel said, grabbing his own pants because shimmering in on her naked might be a bad plan.