Neptune, CA, Saturday night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:

From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!

And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.

From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

Thoughts?

Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.

Comments

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe shook her head when she saw the e-mail and proceeded to answer.

From: Phoebe
To: Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

I see someone wants to sleep on the couch and see how fast he can shimmer a group of people ready to smack him.

[demonbelthazor]

Bel grinned at Phoebe, since she was on her laptop in the same room as him. "I was just kidding," he said.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe smiled sweetly at him. "Yes, but you have included three people on the list who would love to have an excuse to smack you. Parker might visit just so she can throw a shoe at you."

[demonbelthazor]

"What's life without a little risk?" Cole beamed, batting his eyes.

[sensethevisions]

"Why, Cole, are you telling me that you're getting bored," she teased him.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders carefully took a couple of names out of the header before he replied, because seriously.

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

You really want me to tell people what you told me not to tell, huh?

Bel wasn't the only one who was good at trying to get himself killed.

[demonbelthazor]

"There's no invasions here," Cole complained. "No zombies. No living snowmen. College is boring."

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Don't make me kill you.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe facepalmed.

"You do realize that you gave the cosmos an open invite to mess with the two of us now, right?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

We're even then.

NO HAREM FOR YOU.

[sensethevisions]

From: Phoebe
To: Anders
CC: Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

So, who should I get to make cupcakes for you two's funeral?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Phoebe
CC: Isabel, Parker, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Ronan? That way they'll be glittery.

Hey! You'd miss us!

[demonbelthazor]

"It'll be more interesting than midterms?" Cole said sheepishly.

[sensethevisions]

From: Phoebe
To: Anders
CC: Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Not if I usurp the harem you guys think you're getting.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From:

Samuel T. Anders

To:

Phoebe

CC:

Isabel, Parker, Belthazor

Subject:

RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

But I never said I wanted a harem!

I love you?

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe smiled at him. "That it would."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

TELL!

[demonbelthazor]

"You know what else would be more interesting than midterm?" Cole said.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From:

Samuel T. Anders

To:

Parker

CC:

Isabel, Phoebe, Belthazor

Subject:

RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

NOT IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY IN ONE PIECE AND BREATHING.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

That subconscious death-wish of yours is becoming explicit? In more ways than one?

Piper? Veronica? You're closer.

*has shoes off and is considering a call to Portalocity*

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

I already have one.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Isabel, Phoebe, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

BUT NOW I'M CURIOUS.

DON'T TAUNT HAPPY FUN PARKER!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe raised an eyebrow. "What would that be?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

My point exactly.

Pretend it was my point at least.

I'm not going to be part of any harem that has Mars in it. Ew.

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Good. I like my women barefoot. And in the kitchen.