Neptune, CA, Saturday night

[demonbelthazor]

Bel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:

From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!

And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.

From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

Thoughts?

Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.

Comments

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe shook her head when she saw the e-mail and proceeded to answer.

From: Phoebe
To: Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

I see someone wants to sleep on the couch and see how fast he can shimmer a group of people ready to smack him.

[demonbelthazor]

Bel grinned at Phoebe, since she was on her laptop in the same room as him. "I was just kidding," he said.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe smiled sweetly at him. "Yes, but you have included three people on the list who would love to have an excuse to smack you. Parker might visit just so she can throw a shoe at you."

[demonbelthazor]

"What's life without a little risk?" Cole beamed, batting his eyes.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders carefully took a couple of names out of the header before he replied, because seriously.

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

You really want me to tell people what you told me not to tell, huh?

Bel wasn't the only one who was good at trying to get himself killed.

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Don't make me kill you.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

We're even then.

NO HAREM FOR YOU.

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

I already have one.

[sensethevisions]

From: Phoebe
To: Anders
CC: Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

So, who should I get to make cupcakes for you two's funeral?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Phoebe
CC: Isabel, Parker, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Ronan? That way they'll be glittery.

Hey! You'd miss us!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

TELL!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From:

Samuel T. Anders

To:

Parker

CC:

Isabel, Phoebe, Belthazor

Subject:

RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

NOT IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY IN ONE PIECE AND BREATHING.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

That subconscious death-wish of yours is becoming explicit? In more ways than one?

Piper? Veronica? You're closer.

*has shoes off and is considering a call to Portalocity*

[demonbelthazor]

From: Belthazor
To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Good. I like my women barefoot. And in the kitchen.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

... everyone else? You saw that, right? I know you saw that.

No jury's gonna convict, Bel. Start Running.

*loads gun*

[sensethevisions]

From: Phoebe
To: Cole
CC: Parker, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Wow... someone wants his life to become a lot shorter and a lot less fun, doesn't he?

Hey, Piper? I think you should come over here so we can make some brownies.

I cannot believe you said that to Parker!

[absolutesnark]

From: Piper
To: Parker
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Piper? Veronica? You're closer.

I guess I could always vanquish him. I have nothing else to do right now. ;)

[demonbelthazor]

TO: Piper
CC: Parker, Phoebe, Anders, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Gonna use the Hands of Discontent on me, huh?

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

From: Veronica
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?


I think that asking me, Piper and Anders to be part of the same harem is quite possibly the stupidest thing you've ever done.

And, yes, I realize that there are many, many other stupid things you've done.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Evil Bitch From Hell
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

That's what I said.

Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!

[absolutesnark]

From: Piper
To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel, Parker, Veronica
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>That's what I said.

>Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!

*smirks*

And me.

[absolutesnark]

From: Piper
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

Wow. Someone has a death wish.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO: Piper
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

And a low IQ.

Why do your sister and Anders like him so much, again?

And god, no more TMI!

[absolutesnark]

TO: Parker
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>And god, no more TMI!

Right there with you on the TMI. Gah!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel didn't get a chance to check her email until Sunday night. After reading all the exchanges, it took her 20 minutes to stop laughing before she could respond.

From: Isabel
To: Anders, Piper, Veronica, Phoebe, Parker, Cole
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

Thank you. I needed that.

And sorry, but no. The angel wins.