Neptune, CA, Saturday night
Mar. 9th, 2008 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
demonbelthazorBel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:
From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!
And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.
From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
Thoughts?
Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.
From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!
And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.
From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
Thoughts?
Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:15 am (UTC)CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
... everyone else? You saw that, right? I know you saw that.
No jury's gonna convict, Bel. Start Running.
*loads gun*
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:18 am (UTC)To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
You love me.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:23 am (UTC)CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
You are Deranged.
Hmm.
Attachment: BECOME A REAL MAN - INCREASE YOUR MACHINE.eml
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:25 am (UTC)To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
I'm sure Phoebe and Anders would be happy to tell you that there's no need to increase my machine. I mean, if it got any larger, I'd have to wear pants with three legs.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:27 am (UTC)CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
T.M.I. Way T.M.I.
Isabel? You don't mind if there's a homicide at yours and Anders' Graduation ceremony, right? I'm sure he'll get over it....
Don't worry, Anders, I'll wait 'til after they give you the diploma.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:28 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Parker, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
I DO NOT NEED TO BE INCREASED KTHX.Parker, do you really not want me to ever be able to walk again?
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:31 am (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
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... going to wash my brain out with bleach oh my god you people are seriously insane and I am now gonna just delete delete delete and pretend I didn't see that Jesus Anders, you kiss you mom with that mouth?
GAH!
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:34 am (UTC)To: Parker
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Actually, it's really more about my fingers here.
Just saying.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:37 am (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
La la la can't hear you can't read this going to mass now to think clean thoughts and not contemplate forwarding this whole mess to your parents byeeeeee
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-09 07:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-09 07:41 am (UTC)From: Belthazor
CC: Anders, Phoebe, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
No, but I can tell you what he *does* do with that mouth.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:45 am (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Enjoy these last days on Earth, Bel. And see you in May.
Phoebe? You might want to consider a safehouse while you're on the Island for him....
*stocks up on ammo*
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Date: 2008-03-09 12:15 pm (UTC)To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Parker, Piper, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>Parker, do you really not want me to ever be able to walk again?
EW EW EW EW EW EW
You owe me serious brain bleach now, Anders.
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Date: 2008-03-09 03:55 pm (UTC)To: Evil Bitch from Hell
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Parker, Piper, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
I owe you nothing, Mars!
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Date: 2008-03-09 12:10 pm (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>... everyone else? You saw that, right? I know you saw that.
>No jury's gonna convict, Bel. Start Running.
>*loads gun*
Don't worry, Parker.
I'll take care of it.
*makes sure taser is charged*
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:05 pm (UTC)CC: Parker, Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Kinky! I like that.
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Date: 2008-03-09 09:18 pm (UTC)To: Belthazor
CC: Parker, Phoebe, Piper, Isabel, Evil Bitch From Hell
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
You're really not wanting me to do those things with my mouth ever again, aren't you?