Neptune, CA, Saturday night
Mar. 9th, 2008 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
demonbelthazorBel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:
From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!
And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.
From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
Thoughts?
Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.
From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!
And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.
From: Belthazor
To: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
Thoughts?
Yes, he was trying to get himself killed. This is what boredom on a Saturday night did.
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:45 am (UTC)Bel wasn't the only one who was good at trying to get himself killed.
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:47 am (UTC)To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Don't make me kill you.
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:50 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
We're even then.
NO HAREM FOR YOU.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:09 am (UTC)To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
I already have one.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:12 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
My point exactly.
Pretend it was my point at least.
I'm not going to be part of any harem that has Mars in it. Ew.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:15 am (UTC)To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Oh, come on, she's hot.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:16 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
EW.
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:50 am (UTC)To: Anders
CC: Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
So, who should I get to make cupcakes for you two's funeral?
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:52 am (UTC)To: Phoebe
CC: Isabel, Parker, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Ronan? That way they'll be glittery.
Hey! You'd miss us!
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:59 am (UTC)To: Anders
CC: Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Not if I usurp the harem you guys think you're getting.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:02 am (UTC)But I never said I wanted a harem!
I love you?
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:05 am (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
TELL!
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:08 am (UTC)NOT IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY IN ONE PIECE AND BREATHING.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:10 am (UTC)CC: Isabel, Phoebe, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
BUT NOW I'M CURIOUS.
DON'T TAUNT HAPPY FUN PARKER!
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:16 am (UTC)To: Parker
CC: Isabel, Phoebe, Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
ASK MY BOYFRIEND.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:16 am (UTC)To: Parker
CC: Anders, Isabel, Phoebe
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
His death will be on your head. Don't push it.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:20 am (UTC)CC: Anders, Isabel, Phoebe
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
But now I really wanna know. Really.
I get up in the morning in England to this, and I just wonder what you people get up to. Then I regret it. I just still wonder.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:21 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
CC: Parker, Isabel, Phoebe
Aw.
It's so cute that you're trying to protect me from my own death at your hands, B****-B***.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:23 am (UTC)To: Anders
CC: Parker, Isabel, Phoebe
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
DEAD.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:26 am (UTC)To: Belthazor
CC: Parker, Isabel, Phoebe
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
YOU STARTED IT.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:29 am (UTC)CC: Belthazor, Isabel, Phoebe
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
YOU TELL HIM, ANDERS!
THEN TELL ME.