Angelus took out a notebook he'd kept tucked under his arm. He flipped through the pages. Sketches of a blond girl took up most of the pages, but then he found what he was looking for.
"Okay, I'm thinking we all agree that good guys are retarded," Angelus said, "and some of them didn't exactly read the sign for content. So we need to weed out the ones we want, the ones we don't want, and the ones we want to use up until they're dry and throw away the carcass that remains."
"I figure let's start with the ones I've got good feelings about," Angelus says. "By which I mean, folks who I don't think are going to run screaming at the idea of killing people just to see the look on their face."
Angelus took out some of the notebook pages and held up sheets that had rough sketches of faces, along with notes jotted down along the side. "Number one: Draco Malfoy. Introduces himself by talking about how he rose the dead to kill people. You can't tell me you don't admire that kind of dedication."
Angelus turns a page. He holds up another sketch. "Number two, oatmanspatient. Strikes me as minion material, but on the other hand cheerfully told me his job is professional killer."
"Good call. I knew I liked the way you thought," Angelus makes a note of that next to the sketch. "On the other hand, he said he didn't like meetings. So possibly we deal with that by not telling him more than we have to."
"See?" Angelus points to Lindsey as though he just proved something. "I told you he had potential."
Angelus holds up a new sketch. "_gottahavefaith. Now on the one hand she will definitely screw us all eventually. But, on the other hand, she will definitely screw us all and, gentlemen, if you can tap that lovely backside I do recommend it. Plus she's not afraid of a little pain and chaos."
"There's always literally," Angelus says. "Never tried it myself, but I do enjoy new experiences."
He holds up a new sketch. "master_of_fear. I know he doesn't look like much but he's my Bio partner and he strikes me as having that - whaddyacallit?" Angelus gestures to the other two, as though they know what word he's thinking of.
"Je ne sais whatever," Belthazor comments, looking at the picture. "Haven't met him myself but you've captured a definite crazed look in his eyes. I think I like this one."
"Exactly," Angelus says. "He gives me that insane, might just kill you, might just molest your children, might do both kinda vibe. I like it."
Angelus puts the papers down. He takes out another stack, spreading them across the desk. "So those are the definites. Here's the first level of maybes. I think they're evil, but I don't know 'em well enough to judge."
Belthazor looks over the pictures. "Well, you know what I think about Anakin there. He just needs the right push to get him to go 'dark side.' Like, say, catching his beloved Padme with another man?" He smirks.
"Don't know much about the other ones yet. That one" -- he points to darkchylde_ -- "hardly looks evil, but evil loves to hide behind a pretty face."
Angelus gives Belthazor a feral grin. "Where oh where have you been all my unlife?"
He makes a note of the Padme idea on Ani's page. "I think we may just have our own little pet project. If one of us can't screw her, we're bound to find somebody who can."
Angelus looks at darkchyle_'s picture. "Yeah, can't tell for her. She seemed to be into the mayhem. Frankly I'd be willing to try any of these guys on a trial basis. Test 'em out, see if they're nasty enough?"
Belthazor grins back and lights up another cigarette. "To tell the truth, my boss would probably be pissed to know I'm hanging with a vampire. Fuck him."
He takes a drag on the cigarette. "Padme seems to be all angsty about Ani. She might be more receptive to, uh, 'comfort' if she heard about Anakin with another girl. As for the others, yeah, testing sounds good to me."
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Date: 2005-09-13 12:55 am (UTC)"Okay, I'm thinking we all agree that good guys are retarded," Angelus said, "and some of them didn't exactly read the sign for content. So we need to weed out the ones we want, the ones we don't want, and the ones we want to use up until they're dry and throw away the carcass that remains."
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:00 am (UTC)"Sounds like a plan to me. So who do we got?"
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:02 am (UTC)Angelus took out some of the notebook pages and held up sheets that had rough sketches of faces, along with notes jotted down along the side. "Number one: Draco Malfoy. Introduces himself by talking about how he rose the dead to kill people. You can't tell me you don't admire that kind of dedication."
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)There are ways to keep people from talking.
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:17 am (UTC)Angelus holds up a new sketch. "
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:30 am (UTC)You can have him if you want though.
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:23 am (UTC)He holds up a new sketch. "
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:37 am (UTC)Angelus puts the papers down. He takes out another stack, spreading them across the desk. "So those are the definites. Here's the first level of maybes. I think they're evil, but I don't know 'em well enough to judge."
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:40 am (UTC)He's just waiting for an excuse, I think.
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:43 am (UTC)Realizing how that sounds, he immediately turns to Lindsey. "Not like that, Christ."
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:45 am (UTC)Hey man, what you do on your own time ain't any of my business. Let's keep it that way.
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:44 am (UTC)"Don't know much about the other ones yet. That one" -- he points to
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:48 am (UTC)He makes a note of the Padme idea on Ani's page. "I think we may just have our own little pet project. If one of us can't screw her, we're bound to find somebody who can."
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Date: 2005-09-13 01:59 am (UTC)He takes a drag on the cigarette. "Padme seems to be all angsty about Ani. She might be more receptive to, uh, 'comfort' if she heard about Anakin with another girl. As for the others, yeah, testing sounds good to me."
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